reblog If you want to travel with the Doctor
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Sorry. I woke up around one and everything seems to be funny right now. Just wait until I wake up again. Then I will go back to normal.
stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
(via orgasmic-humor)
I’m going to start quoting Fallout boy whenever someone starts talking
(via orgasmic-humor)
I think it’s one of the hottest things when a guy moans alot or when they whisper stuff like “fuuucckkkkk” during oral or sex
(Source: mia-redworth, via absolutely-insane98)
so i was sitting in a room in the hospital, waiting for the doctor to see me, and all of a sudden “Heat of the Moment” started playing and then i realized, it’s Tuesday. so i yelled DEAN! really loud and all of a sudden from the next room, i hear “SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!”
(via distinctmemory)
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
(via premium-cocaine)
(Source: horrorgrafia, via aspireandlive)
