The Future Is Bulletproof

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Just now at church

  • Lady reading a passage from the Bible: brothers and sisters
  • Me: put this record down. Take my advice, CAUSE WE ARE BAD NEWS!

glowing-fallen-angel:

homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning

let the hunger games begin

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)

I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

image

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

I’m not saying that Harry Styles is Mick Jagger’s son.
But, Harry Styles is Mick Jagger’s son.

(Source: theboyfriends)

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

Its funny how some band’s names turn out if you replace some words with ‘crying’

my-homoerotical-romance:

Crying With Sirens 

Crying Out Boy

All Time Crying 

5 seconds of crying 

Tonight Crying

The All Americal Crying 

Crying 182 

My Chemical Romance 

Crying! At The Disco 

Crying The Kings 

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

gnarly:

morning: laziness.

afternoon: dying for a rest.

night: can’t sleep